Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot

i hate brandon

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018

Brandon

CEO Brando

Brandon is daddy.

by IcedVulcan September 1, 2019

Brandon

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂

Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn

by Destini789 December 23, 2019

Brandon

A transgender snowflake that can’t take any jokes

Person1: you hear about brandon

Person2: you mean that snowflake

by CumSandwitch July 5, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a bumb person that gets md at Tom Clancy's Rainboe 6 Seige. he is also bi which not gonna lie seems kinda gay.

"hey where is Brandon"
"he is braking his computer because he just died in R6"

by MontagnefromR6 March 3, 2020

Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus he probably the gayest

Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020