9/11

9/11 is fake as fuck

People that believe in 9/11 are pussies

by Snigga911 June 1, 2024

The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024

9/11

= 0.818. What did you think this would be?

9/11 is approximately 0.818.

by 😩 daddy June 29, 2024

9/11

The best holiday

guy 1: man I really love halloween, whats your favorite holiday?"
guy 2: 9/11
guy 1: what the fuck is wrong with you

by fuckingbigballs3000 January 29, 2023

9/11

A conspiracy about the twin towers being knocked down by planes. In reality, the government used it to cover up the fact that there were aliens making contact with earth on that day. The aliens landed on american soil and were treated with respect from the US Government. The aliens and their inter-dimensional spacecraft were then transferred on a truck to a military base off the coast of San Diego where they're believed to be stored in an underground bunker. Many who claim to be on site during the arrival of the aliens claim that this was not the first time the government had made contact with this species. They also claimed that the US Military is working on inter-dimensional travel in the same bunker where the alien spacecraft is stored. Although there is no concrete evidence that this really happened, there have been thousands of reports confirming this theory.

"did you hear about 9/11"
"yeah its a load of shit"

by le4fed January 30, 2023

7/11 vs 9/11

India vs. Pakistan.

7/11 vs 9/11; no matter who wins, the world will be worse off.

by Vinay P. May 6, 2025

9/11

Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey" 9/11!

Hey listen to my new song I made! Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey"Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey 9/11

by dickfucker664 May 14, 2025