glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010

powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 14, 2016

dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016

bullet wagon

A red volks wagon polo used by members of Early Warning when travelling to team meetings. The car travels at high speeds often defying the laws of physics and sat nav estimated time of arrivals. The bullet wagon is an essential asset of Early Warning, and the members in particular take great pride over its well being.

Stack: How are we getting to durbs' 21st?
Hales: I think we'll have to take the bullet wagon
Stack (and others): Bulleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

by A. Hale January 9, 2009

bitch wagon

The bitchiest of people. Specifically people that ask for nudes/ send unsolicited nudes. Also a bitch on a wagon, is that a female dog or a bitch of a person? You decide

That guy is a total bitch wagon. Can’t wait till he falls off the face of this flat earth

by Bitchwagon26 May 30, 2019

Snatch Wagon

A juvenile slang word for prostitute

"Dude I totally banged (name) last night"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"

by CAPS July 4, 2016