"Popcorn Status" (a status that is designed to - and will most likely - start an argument) refers to the simple idea of eating popcorn whilst watching a gripping movie that has all the same attributes as the fight. Everyone who gets it on their news feed will spend the next hour watching the fight and refusing to leave their computer screen for fear of missing a vital moment, they'll become so interested in watching the plot unfold, waiting for the twists and turns that make it exciting.
It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.
A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument
A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument
Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument
No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.
A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument
A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument
Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument
No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
Status: i don't give a fuck about the video but your face is so ugly and your teeth are like goofy that's whats makes the vid funny you fool now go make more videos about me while i fuck your mum. someone tag him?
Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.
Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.
Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used
Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.
Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?
Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.
Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.
Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used
Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.
Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?
Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
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Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS
Guy 1: that's grubby
Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS
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Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
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Get the Status Crickets mug.Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:
- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"
The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:
- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified
There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men
Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"
The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:
- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified
There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men
Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
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You don't tell people they can't stick with the status quo, even if you don't agree with the way they do something. You disagree with them, they disagree with you, a d that's it. Not everybody has to agree that wearing a stupid fucking mask everywhere or getting a vaccine is a good idea, since a country where everyone has to agree on everything is not really a free country.
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