Jacob

Biggest fuckboy In school. Doesn't care about girls feelings and uses them for sex and money. Gets blowjobs under bridges and fucks girls in woods. Has herpes. Republican. Worships shrek. Every girl needs to stay away from a Jacob. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM.

Girl 1: Omg you see that boy Jacob?? he's so hot
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy

Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful

by spaghetti o's June 26, 2016

Jacob

A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it

You are such a Jacob

by Dufbut667 January 13, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a vary annoying guy that always has his man friend around. And you may have the urge to throw something at jacob

Omg Brittany is such a jacob

by Sapphire30177 March 8, 2019

Jacob

A best at fortnite and they do the do b

Me: yo have a 1v1 with me Jacob

Jacob: ok
(Jacob wins)

by Jacob the fortnite gamer October 16, 2019

Jacob

A simp

Yo that dude Jacob is such a simp for Katherine

by Bigpeenluis February 4, 2020

jacob

the biggest unco/lier you will ever meet, he. will steal and break all of your drink bottles

Watch out! There is a Jacob over there.

by Whoops_1122332 May 29, 2019

Jacob

Someone you considered a friend until they attempted to get with your drunk girlfriend. They will always deny it, but they were about 5 minutes from catching a case.

Jacob, you may be seated, the court is now in session

by Bocaj OldDark June 16, 2018