Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
Get the Murder Jerkingmug. Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Butter Jerkmug. When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.
by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016
Get the Roller Jerkedmug. 
Get the choke jerkmug. The act of masturbating.
by Candaster March 10, 2022
Get the catch a jerkmug. When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..
by puddin cream January 24, 2016
Get the tennessee jerkmug. Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.
by Moistio2 October 13, 2017
Get the Rage Jerkingmug.