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Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.
Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!
by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014
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sack yourself

telling someone to hit or punch themselves in the balls because they're being an asshole
Go sack yourself Johnny
by Sack of potatoes December 23, 2014
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Add yourself

As of scratch.mit.edu, add yourselfs are to be projects that you must add a certain character or something that you use.
Add yourself Doing random stuff - Encorages the person to add their person/mascot to do something random
by BFDIEpic56 May 30, 2015
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Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.
" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016
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Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch
John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"
by Jake356Io December 13, 2019
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Chill on yourself

A term used when a friend, family member, colleague or acquaintance is dealing with an issue (not known to the user of the term) that they themselves have the answer to or should deal with personally yet are unable to find/see such answer due to other factors bothering them (stress, anxiety, fear, fatigue etc) in their life.
Guy 1: ugh! I don't know why but I can't sleep!

Guy 2: Yo you need to chill on yourself
by Regulrnick August 28, 2020
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Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself
by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020
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