Porked the York

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.

"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"

by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017

pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.

Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!

by Churc1070 December 21, 2019

Pork Faggot

A person who is overweight or obese who is also a member of the LGBT community.

Person 1: _____ is a pork faggot. He is fat and gay.

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Pork Invader

Noun & Verb Phrase.

A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.

The Pork Invader proceeded to engage in a futile attempt of infiltrating the interesting debate between old friends with his nonsense and unjust slander.

by suigeneris September 11, 2013

Pork Pocket

A plump large vagina.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

Eating pork

the act of consuming an meat of a pig called "pork"

Michael: Hey John what are you eating today?
John: I'm eating pork

by Tacticaler November 29, 2022