get wet

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k
by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023
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Get wet

A slang reference to “wet work” in the present but referring to a future time in which one may either be involved in below or related activities similar to “learning to get wet”.
(wet work (uncountable) (euphemistic) Covert assassination performed by government operatives. (by extension) Work within a gang or organization that involves killing or attacking people, for assassination or intimidation.)

“Ima chill in scarbs and see if things get wet”

Wet work, got the kitchen stanking.” Weezy
by Yool336 May 23, 2021
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Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
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wet the lug

someone who never f*cks up
“i’m not going near her, she’s such a wet the lug
“would you stop wetting my lug”
by marykate69 December 18, 2022
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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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Getting Your Stuff Wet

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.
by mikey massacre December 01, 2008
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Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad
by Calarovan February 14, 2019
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