splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

by Miguel January 4, 2004

ass pumping

ass pumping - utilization of the buttocks in a general up and down motion to facilitate the use of a pump or other similar applied pressure working device. Definition may be inclusive of fully or partially clothed buttocks, or entirely unclothed buttocks.

Common devices used when ass pumping:
tire pump, beer keg "tap"

Expressions: "You can pump a keg with that ass!"

by TCR May 22, 2006

swamp ass

The wet sweaty backside ( or undercarrage )that a man possibly doing construction work might get . Particularly in the Southern half of the U.S. in the Summer time .
Perhaps resulting in chafing .

MAN ! I`m glad it`s quittin` time ..Ive got a bad case of swamp ass !Bring on the Gold Bond .

by R_W February 16, 2008

the ass of a beer

The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.

Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"

by NothingRhymesWithPizza November 18, 2011

ass chili

much like turtle soup but darker and finer chucks of debris, accompanied by a burning bung hole. Usually produced after a heavy night of eating 7-11 food and drinking.

Dam where's the Prep-H? I just made some serious Ass Chili.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

Dick to ass

when at an event that is very crowed, you are forced to stand in an extremely tight configuration. Ususally seen at large gatherings of males.

That concert last night was dick to ass. Even my Dick couldn't breath. So many people

by chest pubes pete October 7, 2011

Ninja Ass

An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.

Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.

by Finneh January 7, 2008