man points

Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time

-Dude, I totally just walked barefoot over jagged rocks.
-Wow, you really earned some major man points.

by katelynamelia April 20, 2006

bad man

other word for gangster

man ah bad man

by McH June 20, 2003

dog man

Our poor dog that is neglected

Dog man... no, we're not taking you out... go shit in Rodney's room.

by PBR June 8, 2004

man sandwich

Three men in a bed.
Not necessarily gay. Almost always extremely open-minded heterosexuals.

Edgar's the filling in a man sandwich.

by TREWACKO November 8, 2007

man law

If your friends ex comes on to you or you find her attractive then you have to have your friends consent to have any relations with before said female, BUT, talking to her is perfectly fine.

MAn LaW: exlp #1
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!

MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.

by JoEho! August 10, 2009

garbage man

1) someone who picks up girls who have recently split from their partners. Regarded as a twat by all those around him.
2) Someone who picks up a lot of points from rebounds in American Sports.

1) Look at pier, he aint doing nuthing but picking up other peoples rubbish, hes a right garbage man.
2) Luke Brice is a heavy garbage man, he scored 25 points off rebounds last week.

by Ben Ross January 7, 2004

hatchet man

logo of phychopathic records. kinda like the logo for the dark carnival.

im runnin with the hatchet

by Dan January 24, 2004