Roll a Jeeves

Take a shit

"Sorry I am late. I had to roll a Jeeves massively this morning after last night's curry"

by Slickwine January 2, 2025

Cummy Roll

A cummy roll is a designated roll of toilet paper used to tidy up ejaculation juices after male penile emission.

"Where's my cummy roll?"

by Sambawala September 3, 2022

Soggy log roll

Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping

U got soggy log rolled ahah

by Cucf June 29, 2021

The Rolling Prairie Dog

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass with a half turd sticking out.

If you do not have any lube around, try the Rolling Prairie Dog, it can help lube things up.

by MisterAsshole August 16, 2016

Cinnamon Roll

When you shit until the shit crests over the bowl, and then jizz upon the shit.

Brady, you should see the cinnamon roll I left for you in the bathroom!

by SprangSprang May 6, 2022

The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.

Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”

by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024

rolls flat

To travel be one's self; lacking an entourage

The opposite of roll thick

Steve rolls flat so he can keep all the hunnies to himself!

by Crash Override 8 January 4, 2008