Piss Dirty

Term used for when you have illict substance(s) in your system and in situation where as you are drug tested, you would not pass to say the least. Can also be expressed as saying "pissing dirty" which can be quite hysterical if used in question context in reference to another pass time activity as something fun to do with a little slang (not including proper verbage or grammar).
"He Joey, what's good?"
"Not a lot, just nervous about tonight. It's my last meeting and if they end up testing me, I'll piss dirty!"
"Oh, not good my man."
Second Example
"Hey my dude, what's up? You pissing dirty?"
"Hah, yeahh"
by Cracker Jack Vox February 04, 2017
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piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
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by nylonthingy April 01, 2023
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Loves to piss people off

Loves to piss people off
Loves to piss people off
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020
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Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018
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pissing in the wind

what Yasuo does when he drinks too much water and needs to empty his bladder
Yone: what are you doing, brother?

Yasuo: just pissing in the wind.
by Shrikeass January 08, 2022
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piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022
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Baking the Piss

Another way of saying Taking the Mickey. This time, there's no Disney twist. Sorry malwarebytes!
Rosechu, stop Baking the Piss!
by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025
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