Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.
The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.
After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.
A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."
A battery powered marijuanapipe which infuses the smoke with water molecules and trapping all the harmful particulates inside. It doesn't require the user to suck on the stem, as it shoots a stream of filtered smoke twelve inches. It was featured in High Times magazine.