Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

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gine my tits off

a completely absurd phrase used in place of something like, "Hot damn!", "Jeez!", or "FUCK!" "Gine" is obviously a shortening of "vagina," which somehow became a verb.

Shit, I completely forgot. Gine my tits off!

by hans2663 September 24, 2010

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ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes

Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad

by Jack Buckley May 10, 2018

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Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

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tits a bit nipply outside

a play on words with the phrase 'its a bit nippy outside.'

Tod: 'Man, tits a bit nipply outside'
Girlfriend: 'Excuse me honey?'
Tod: 'It's cold outside dear, and your nipples sticking through your shirt only adds to the effect.'
Girlfriend: 'Hehe :)'

by anthonyisyourmanthony November 29, 2009

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