Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

MILK T3A

Milk tea is a god among men and deserters to own supreme dankers. He is also the sole reason why supreme is so famous and is superior to nani in every way. He also deserves a pay raise and desveres 10 pepets from mercy but mercy’s a bitch.

nani: I am inferior to you in every way

MILK T3A: I know

Anika: Nora

North ^invites

Plasma:500 invites

by MILK T3A January 30, 2021

Ants in your milk

To be cheated on - a Jamaican term.

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk

by You_suckass January 18, 2024

Milk

To suck on nipples.

(Verb)

He milks his girlfriend's nipples thoroughly, yet gently, whenever she pulls up her top, and begs for him to do so.

by Modern Webster February 8, 2021

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017

Skim milk

A nickname for a person who was big but has lost some weight.

Hey skim milk. Why you call me skim milk for?
Because you lost weight.

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024