fart weasel

A pet name given to one's preteen step child

Hey fart weasel, it's time for supper!

by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016

Fart Taco

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.

"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"

by rasta shoes December 24, 2016

fart follicle

Super tiny microscopic particles that excrete from your anus whenever you flatulate.

Today, my girlfriend farted on my penis and later on I found a fart follicle there.

by Bearded genius September 4, 2016

muppet fart

A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.

Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.

Eat a dick ya muppet fart.

by Muppet Fart June 27, 2016

Fart And Dart

When you walk up to a crowd of people and fart, then run away afterwards to leave others to enjoy the fumes.

I pranked my brother by using the fart and dart method

by Brainiac150 February 8, 2017

fart flume

slang word for a well trammelled anus.

to slide your prick up her fart flume

by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003

Fart Sprinkle

n. (pl. fart sprinkles) The particles of fecal matter that are expressed in a powerful release of flatulence.

My buddy Dave went to take a shit, but instead of shitting, he just needed to release his fart sprinkles.

by nola123 March 25, 2011