Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."
by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011
Get the Scholarly gentle-douchemug. A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018
Get the Full-Douchemug. by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022
Get the douche canoemug. by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015
Get the Douchemug. - Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 7, 2017
Get the death douchemug. When a crowd of four-five douche bags are isolated from a crowd, (with the exception of a couple of outsiders) and are trying to "show off", impress somebody, or are just being plain douchey.
Bob, Steve, Peter, John, and Vincent are playing basketball and keep trying to hit three pointers, but they're totally failing. Don't get me started on the way Peter tripped while doing a layup trying to impress Sheila. Can you say douche-a-palooza?
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
Get the Douche-A-Paloozamug. by your such a douche July 2, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug.