e-death

when an account goes offline forever. usually in a video game

my online friend had an e-death. i miss him

by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024

Dopamine Death

The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya.

Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.

Hard Dopamine Death happening today boys, I'm locked in for 7 or 11 beers.

by mootmauler July 5, 2024

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024

Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.

Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days

by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024

Demon Death Roll

While having face to face intercourse the man on top wraps his legs under the woman's legs and grabs her shoulders while trusting. As the man is close to orgasm he rolls of the edge of the bed and falls to the floor on his back and releases inside of her while letting a demon yell free and holding her tightly.

So i took this chick on a power trip one night stand and ended it with a Demon Death roll....

by Coachsuckapunch January 23, 2025

Alligator Death roll

Dislocating wrist to imitate an alligator roll to masterbate

Ima use the alligator death roll technique tonight

by Pisqually March 10, 2026

Spinning death

When she decides to violently rotate on it 360 degrees causing it to twist off and explode from heat friction.

doctor: "so how'd you end up here?"

the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"

doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"

the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"

doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025