Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
Get the Jmug. An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.
“I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”
“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018
Get the Kayden J. Parrymug. 
Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018
Get the J-Datemug. 