Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien

I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...

by Frickenfina August 15, 2022

Douche

Whenever three (3) or more safety professionals gather in a group, it is called a “Douche”.

Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.

Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.

by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "

by ronensmartass November 11, 2019

Douche conoe

Bryan Toon

Bryan is such a douche conoe

by Queen fucking bitch23 February 13, 2018

douche

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".

And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.

by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 19, 2007

douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 5, 2008