Two-egger

A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.
Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.
by Dangerdog Wolftoucher December 31, 2020
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Two Trucks

They are having sex. no other explanation.

Two Trucks - Neil Cicierega Or Lemon Demon
by DrewCodez March 17, 2022
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two to the hip

getting really drunk, you forgot what you ate, you can't hold till you get to a jon and a then poop comes out.

This is due after you see the chick fisting her stomach especially drinking.
Kat had too much to drink at the bar, she was highly intoxicated and the next thing we knew was two to the hip

That was two to the hip, did she really just poop her pants, that woman of legal age?

I'm sorry does anyone have a depends pad, my friend had at least two to the hip when we're drunk.
by goosetails December 15, 2009
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Two girls one cup

A horrid video back in 2013 where two girls( who were lesbian) first started kissing, but the video became disturbing when they peed and pooped into one cup and drank it and spit it back into each others mouth, hence the name "Two girls one cup"
by Syfxn July 02, 2021
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Two High Guys

Two Youtubers known as Q and Ty who often say "Ayyyy" alongside their companion Stella. They upload videos to YouTube and Periscope for their fans, otherwise known as their "Homies". They also go by "THG".
Have you watched the Two High Guys new Fishbowl Friday video?!

You should go watch THG's new video it's lit!
by _xxTammyxx_ September 24, 2016
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
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Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.
"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"
by Pembertonthedon November 05, 2013
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