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fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."
by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009
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Fuck Commerce!

by kynit January 13, 2009
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Fuck the Jets

A phrase commonly used by New England Patriots fans to express their absolute hatred and disgust towards the New York Jets team and to a way lesser degree, it's fans because fuck em that's why. Fuck the Jets
Jets Fan: We're going to crush the Patriots today with their sorry ass

Patriots Fan: Bro relax, not only are the Jets a hot landfill fire, but your team is based out of New Jersey, ironically the same place that sums up on how your team plays. Fuck outa here, fuck you, and fuck the Jets. Fuck em
by RoscJuan December 12, 2018
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Ferry Fuck

Very lazy, indolent and languid sex done with apathy towards the partner and with the intention of ‘just passing’ or surmounting an obstacle before you, ie climbing over to go to the bathroom or whatever. From the analogy to a vehicle ferry were vehicles just 'roll on' do nothing (the boat/ship does the moving/work) and 'roll off'; normally the other side.
After twenty beers the night before I woke in the morning to find her still in bed beside me. I had to do her the courtesy but all I could manage in that state was a quick ferry fuck before dragging my self into the bathroom.
by Brix April 24, 2004
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Fuck the Lord

I hate religion soooo muuuuch.... gah, fuck the lord. I'm never getting to heaven.
by Plutoloco October 20, 2008
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fuck about

An alternate word for: dilly-dally, mess around, procrastinate, slack off. Used when things need to be done.
Hey man, don't fuck about. We gotta go!
by M McMahon March 18, 2008
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panty-fucking

Panty-fucking is a type of non-penetrative sexual activity, in which a male guides his penis in a sliding up and down motion in the middle of a partner's natal cleft, or more commonly the butt crack, on top of the panties. To optain optimal results, this act should be performed with penis as dry as possible for a smooth and frictionless slide across the panties. Style, shape, and material of the panty are all important. The panties should be of the full-back varity, bikini is best, although briefs serve the purpose aswell. Thongs and g-string panties are all but useless for the purpose of panty-fucking, due to the lack of surface area. Lace panties are out as well because of their rough surface. As for material, cotton will suffice, however the material of the panties should be something glossy, e.g silk, nylon, lycra or polyester, although satin , without exception, is the choisest material. Being sleek, shiny and polished, satin is unrivaled. The color of the panties is up to either one's own desire or the opportunity that one is presented with by serendipity.
Panty-fucking is the more sensual sister version of what is commonly known as outercourse, dry sex, or dry humping.
by jackknifed October 26, 2009
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