(n) a system of time that is offset to make black people consistently late by aprox 30 minutes. the timezone and numerical values for the time are the same but the execution of appointments is such that black people seem to exist in a parallel world that is always behind everyone else.
I told jim to be here at 8:00PM EST but he just got her and its 8:30 already. I guess that is because he is on black time. (black time is short for black people time and is used interchangeably)
by THE ORIGINAL Webster October 30, 2008
Get the black people time mug.A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".
by Jim Warren January 7, 2006
Get the arsehole to breakfast-time mug.Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.
Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?
Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.
Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?
Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.
by Bagginski February 24, 2010
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1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005
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Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.
"Joe you were nuts last night!"
"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."
"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"
Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."
"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"
Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
by jdubs319 April 17, 2011
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