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Rock-Hero Musician

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.
Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."
by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010
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Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.
Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.
by Elwinrockz December 15, 2009
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Alt Rock Revival

Music that's like a modern update to Alternative rock or Indie Rock from the late 1980's through the 1990's. Bands like Dinosaur Pile-Up, Alvvays, Basement and Hatchie. Some Bedroom artist like Beabadoobee and Soccer Mommy can fit under this label.
Alt Rock revival can also be known as Grunge Revival or Indie Rock Revival.
by C_Playlist September 30, 2022
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Knock n' Rock

Knock n' Rock in the game were you knock on a random person's door then punch whoever opens it.

You probably here off reddit.
Guy 1: What happened to you?
Guy 2: Got wasted last night and played Knock n' Rock.

Guy 1: Who's house did you go to?

Guy 2: Jeremy's
Guy 1: Who's Jeremy?

Guy 2: He's the one always wearing the biker helmet.
Guy 1: So he hit you and broke your nose?
Guy 2: Nah I tried to run after I hit him and fell down his steps
by GannoFuyu April 22, 2021
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Throw the Rocks On the Ice

Used in Calgary to tell someone to calm the fuck down and/or that you're ready to fight them.
"You wanna go bud?"
"Eh, throw the rocks on the ice bud."
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ruby's rocking cat

guyb1:That's my horse Ruby's rocking cat

Guy 2: that's not a fucking cat
by Ye to sbdirjrbd August 24, 2019
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suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.
Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.
by greenmeenyo August 27, 2022
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