roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

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JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.

Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?

by toofried November 23, 2021

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Lennie Tootsie Roll

When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.

Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.

Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.

by Hotel Whiskey November 27, 2019

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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

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Tootsie roll

Calling someone (usually a man) queer for liking feminine stuff or kissing boys. It is basically the same as calling a feminine man a twinkie or using "gay" to shame a homosexual, but in a funny way.

*watching Winx Club* Woo yeah! Boyyyyyyyyyyy!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!

by Pickle_ur_Tickle April 30, 2024

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