Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.
Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023
Get the piss wringermug. 
Get the After-pissmug. when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body
by Psyclouse March 9, 2022
Get the Pissed Off Dragonmug. You know those people who are so futile talking about shit they don't know about? Someone who isn't even deserving of the term "piece of shit"?(considering that good shit brings pleasure) But what really stinks is urinating while shitting.
The uncomfortably warm piss fighting against constipated ass- that's annoying. Just like some people voicing unwanted stupid opinions.
The uncomfortably warm piss fighting against constipated ass- that's annoying. Just like some people voicing unwanted stupid opinions.
by Ashfa A. Oprah September 10, 2022
Get the Piss of shitmug. by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019
Get the FREAKING Piss Shitmug. The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
Get the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosionmug.