Fart Sprinkle

n. (pl. fart sprinkles) The particles of fecal matter that are expressed in a powerful release of flatulence.

My buddy Dave went to take a shit, but instead of shitting, he just needed to release his fart sprinkles.

by nola123 March 25, 2011

non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006

fart muzzle

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.

When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.

by bejamin billions April 12, 2010

fart flume

slang word for a well trammelled anus.

to slide your prick up her fart flume

by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003

fart-run

when you are running or jogging every other step you let out a nice fart, the louder the better, they can last up too about 10 steps sometimes more.

"Yo, Hunter i went to go run after that golf ball and I had an intense fart-run"

"NICE"

by louiee12 September 19, 2011

mental fart

Just like a brain fart....mental fart is a total mental breakdown

I was having the best conversation with my friend, Rich, that I had a mental fart when i forgot to tell him what a stud he is!!

by DOOLgayguy May 29, 2009

Fart And Dart

When you walk up to a crowd of people and fart, then run away afterwards to leave others to enjoy the fumes.

I pranked my brother by using the fart and dart method

by Brainiac150 February 8, 2017