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You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.
Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.
by Young&Wild December 19, 2011
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cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.
After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.
by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012
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Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
by DLRefugees November 4, 2012
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strawberries and creamed

It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips
by Sneedy March 8, 2014
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free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...
"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."
by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014
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chunks of cream

When the sperm of a male contains milk and cheese mixed with alcohol poisoning
by jajarara 44 April 10, 2015
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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
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