Cake Hoe

A girl who is not very attractive, that puts a lot of makeup on to compensate for how ugly they are, along with their awful personality.

Adam- Hey bro did you see Ally at the party last night, she’s a god damn cake hoe
Trevor- Yeah once she takes off her makeup she’ll go back to being super ugly along with her huge forehead.

by Cowboy from RamRanch June 17, 2019

spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:

the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes

by sp22 June 19, 2019

Caked

To make ones coffee extremely sweet by adding a large amount of sugar and creamer

Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine

by Pumpkineater69 September 21, 2019

crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

Beef Cake

When your girl want's the (Cock).

Babe: Beef Cake

Him: :D

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

Wedding Cake

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.

Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?

by RJake4d August 29, 2019