May 7th

Annoy Your Friend's Day!

Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded

by BellaBie May 7, 2022

MAY BIANCA

Bianca

May Bianca

by anonymous November 22, 2021

May 14

National day when everyone takes their yass pills

-may 14!!!

by Reydiel November 22, 2021

May 28

National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!

Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”

by coolcat701 May 28, 2024

May 17th

The word being defined: You guys should really clean your vaginas. A myth is that vaginas clean themselves. Yes, it does, actually. But it flushes away all the harmful bacteria for you. You cannot live forever knowing your vagina is gonna save the day. Please. Wash your vagina. Your vagina won't single handedly do it for you and just pop out hands to clean it for you. Clean your butthole too. Many of you women don't clean. Please clean it. Seriously. No joke.

being defined hey! didn't you know May 17th is national clean your vagina day? you should probably really clean your vagina lol

by spookilistic May 17, 2022

May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

by Mikey47 February 1, 2022

May 28th

If you were born on May 28th your just not gonna have a good life. And also if you know a person that starts would a Z I would do anything for him because he is better than u

Wow your born on May 28th. That sucks

by Maxisjd September 10, 2020