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Juanita's Law

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022
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Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
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step-co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's wife.
step-co-grandaunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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grandfather-in-law

Spouse's grandfather.
grandfather-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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co-great-great-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandaunt's husband.
My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Furry's Law

When a new animal character shows up in a famous piece of media then at least 100 different porn results will show up within 2 hours of release
Person A:Wow there's so much porn of that wolf dude like, the trailer just came out

Person B: Furry's Law man
by SonicNred May 9, 2024
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Law ?

Awesome mod in lando discord server. Cute boy, is also a really good skuller. Friends with comet and Ricky
Guy 1: Hey I’m not getting any skulls, can you call Law ?
Guy 2: Sure I’ll call Law ? To skull you up.
by gg/lando July 28, 2022
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