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Nerd-Rat

When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.

Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.

DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*

SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.

DB: Your a fucking nerdrat

SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
by NOTACPA May 21, 2020
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Rats-Assing

(1.) The act of bragging about something not at all worth bragging about. (2.) Someone who constantly brags or talks about things as if you should be jealous, when, in reality, you could really care less.
Walked into work with Lisa this morning. She was rats-assing about her weekend the whole way in.
by Cap1941 August 7, 2010
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Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).
Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!
by PorcupineFan24 December 15, 2024
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Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".
"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"
by LatvianGod May 20, 2023
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Rat Prince

A type of person who through some ungodly dark force (magic or working with demons) can telepathically communicate with animals. Ridiculously powerful, rare, and dangerous. They make pretty good friends and spouses due to the fact that they are the most compassionate people you will ever meet, even though they can be mean or cold to many people due to a deep seated misanthropy from having an iq of 191. Physically they usually are less than 6’ tall and usually less than average weight, but are deceptively powerful in hand to hand combat, due to unnatural speed in their movements. Usually one of the main characters in reality, joining the hero as a whacky main party member (usually a dark mage) if you meet someone you think is a rat prince, treat them with respect, they can read your mind with roughly 60% accuracy and will tell you things about you that no one has any real way of knowing. People often think rat princes are crazy, until they see them doing some supernatural shit like taming a stray cat who tries to kill everyone else who touches it but is super cuddly with them. Rats are actually terrified of them and can sense their immense power.
Yo, did you see that guy who just walked by talking to the cats following him? What a crackhead.

Nah you stay away from his ass, he can curse your ass and read your mind. He’s a rat prince.

Really? You know him? What’s his name?

I can’t tell you, when people talk about him bad shit happens.
by LordGibby66. August 15, 2025
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poisonious rat

a female who has an STI
Gadz min, dont go wi that munter, she has a poisonious rat.
by lostdaisy August 23, 2011
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rat

srirat
hi, srirat.
by the cool rat November 24, 2021
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