smoke monkey

a stoner that smokes too much weed and tries to wrangle more people into being a smoke monkey...

"dude there's a smoke monkey after me!"

by amesdale October 16, 2008

monkey mode

There is an old saying about given a room full of monkeys with typewriters and enough time, they will produce the works of Shakespeare. Or something like that. "monkey mode" draws on that imagery to describe automated testing of software that randomly punches buttons and otherwise exercises the system to see whether it will fail.

Sure, you tested the happy path, but did you do the monkey mode test?

by Medvezhonok June 2, 2013

monkey chump

Ignorant truck driver at the Petro on I65 in Kentucky.

He's a monkey chump

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

beach monkey

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.

I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.

by babalang October 15, 2018

monkey mafia

The shizzle.
Where the cool people hang out.

Watch out for Vin. He's one of those Monkey Mafia hoodlums!

by Dark Schneider November 8, 2003

Monkey Skull

A group of 3 or more dudes beating on a chicks skull, with their dicks, until it breaks open. They then consume the chicks brains and fling poo.

Detective Steele suspected the victim was Monkey Skulled, due to the feces on the walls and the lack of brains in her skull.

by creedem June 24, 2009

smother monkey

A golfer whose favorite shot, especially under pressure, is a low driving hook which pounds itself into the ground before heading directly for o.b.

That guy on 2's tee is a true smother monkey.

by Bucketthead May 26, 2009