May 20th

send ur girlfriend a dick pic day
no backies

bae it’s may 20th please send dick pics

by phantomtax May 20, 2024

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may 21st

go spend some time with someone you miss, dead or alive, find a way to spend time with them, yes, the person you just thought of, them, ask them!

"Ur hanging out with Kylie today?"
"yes! its may 21st!" :)

by salty seashell May 21, 2024

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May 22

National hug your crush day

It’s may 22 so it’s time for a hug

by Willyblakes May 21, 2024

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May 21

The day were your girlfriend/wife has to send you 2 videos 1 with her playing with her boobs another of her playing with her pussy

boyfriend: hey do you know what today is
girlfriend: no?
boyfriend: its may 21st you know what that means
girlfriend: oh okay here *2 attachments*

by laydim12 May 21, 2024

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May 27th

The day your favorite boy gives you his hoodie

"I'm cold! It's May 27th! "

by YourFavoritePersonJustBC May 22, 2024

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A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.

I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!

by PannyRipper May 22, 2024

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