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Jesus Juice 

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.
Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"
Jesus Juice by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020

woo woo juices

"damn, sanchez blew his woo woo juices all over hope"
woo woo juices by the rod February 29, 2004

Mr Orange Juice 

The penis of a man who is well known for his pantsmanship
Tom Slater's penis suddenly came out and said hello. So I was like, "Hello Mr Orange Juice!"
Mr Orange Juice by cripplecreek December 6, 2010

Pineapple juice

When you plot the termination of 1 or more teammates in PlayerUnknowns Battlegrounds. Invite the victim to your party and to hear his thoughts on friendly fire. P.S, tea bag his body and make sure to loot.
I’m going to “pineapple juice” this asshole.

Goofy Juice 

Yet another G Rated way to refer to a man ejaculating.
"I'm Going to squirt Goofy Juice in your Hoohah!" - Patton Ozwald
Goofy Juice by Deviddo Petwason August 1, 2006

Garbage Juice 

The best mixture of vodka in the entire world; consists of every vodka mixed together in a bottle.

People tend to get jealous of the maker of this garbage juice.

Freaks usually named Tim, Timmy shots, Timothy.. tend to be the jealous type
Tim: Oh molly your garbage juice is supa good!
Molly: Hell yah it is!
Garbage Juice by hehehehehi March 9, 2011