fix me up

When a friend helps you find a date or a hook-up.

Fresh out of prison, Stephan asked his brother, "Hey man, your girl is hot. You gotta fix me up with someone like her!"

by phanrepublic June 6, 2016

what me worry

interrogative, adjective "what me worry" or 'what-me-worry' means

1.someone who doesn't care about anything.

if someone does not care about others and even his own things, he/she can be called 'what-me-worry friend',or also he can say "what? me worry?"

2.laziness, silliness.

1. The ‘What, Me Worry?’ stock market;Commentary: Investor sentiment now dangerously exuberant (News title)

2. here's my what-me-worry friend, John. he's already been sleeping for 12

3. What, me worry?: how to hang in when your problems stress you out (Book title)

4. you are really what me worry guy

by yunki September 25, 2013

fool me once

An old Texas saying: Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again.

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again

by Kristian Z March 7, 2008

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

Let me freak

The desire of wanting to have sex after either not having it for a while or being rejected

Or a song by lil dicky

I don't give a damn, what your a planing, this is me coming at you like a man... Just let me freak

by Mr. Duck butt July 23, 2016

dick me up

the feeling of satisfaction and contentment that comes from having sex the night before

"Pam, you seem extra chipper this morning!" "Oh that'd be the dick me up Cheryl, I got laid last night!"

by getoutofmyshroom February 3, 2017