Front-Back Yack

The act of throwing up and pooping in the same hole (usually a toilet) at the same time.

"How was your night, man? I only saw you at the party for a bit."
"Dude, it was great. I had my first front-back yack. It all landed in the toilet too; none on my clothes."
"Dang, that's pretty impressive."

by fby_guy May 15, 2019

Back to School Blues

Feeling depressed or down on the first day of school.

I felt a case of back to school blues when the new school year started.

by Noblewolf797 August 25, 2019

Back to school for the fool

What you say when someone says something ignorant

Vegan 1: Those cow-sperm drinkers disgust me sometimes.
Vegan 2: Back to school for the fool

by frabrizio December 23, 2017

Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

by Usebleach October 22, 2020

Lives down the back.

A person who essentially has went through life unnoticed and in the background of society. Is more than likely a virgin.

What a rare looking fella!
Yeah he probably lives down the back.

by Doesn'tlivedowntheback September 27, 2017

Back draft taco

When your girlfriend has a little extra cream on her taco and accidently sharts in her underwear causing it to back draft into the taco.

Mmm... Have you tried Kathy's back draft taco? Smells amazing!

by Jkcoughman June 23, 2017

Black Back Mountain

The game of taking a laxative before performing intercourse and trying to ejaculate before the laxative hits

Jake: Ya me and jelly have been getting into it a lot she let me try a Black back mountain the other day
Rob: How’d it go?
Jake: Me and Kelly decided to take a break

by FlyersFan85 November 2, 2017