Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
by Bellend34 November 18, 2019
Get the Alexmug. People named Pierre-Alex are always super fun to be around! They know how to party and how to create a good ambiance. They’re really funny and sociable, so they make friends easily. If you are friends with someone name Pierre-Alex (Rolex for short), you’re really lucky and you’ll have the chance to live a life full of surprises!!! People named Pierre-Alex have a good sense of style and know how to dress. Ask them for advice anytime and they’ll try to help you with all they’ve got!
by Bgdu69 November 21, 2021
Get the Pierre-Alexmug. is a god and can´t be beat by anyone. He embodies gold and money. In his hole life he will be very successful.
Alex is a mixture out of Conor McGregor, Lebron James, Lionel Messi and Donald Trump
He is a God in everything
Alex is a mixture out of Conor McGregor, Lebron James, Lionel Messi and Donald Trump
He is a God in everything
by ConorTrump January 2, 2017
Get the Alexmug. The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.
by 5sospackets March 18, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by OntheVspectrum April 15, 2024
Get the Alexmug. A boy who will play you no matter what. Isn’t one ounce of loyal. Will flirt with you for weeks and then tell you that your just friends.
Alex’s are cute but yet there such assholes. They’ll come to your house and sit on your doorstep just to talk to and when you go to talk to them they don’t even listen to you. Your just a thing to an Alex. They think they’re better then everyone else and that no one is above them.
DONT DATE OR MESS WITH AN ALEX THEY WILL RIP YOUR HEART TO BITS
Alex’s are cute but yet there such assholes. They’ll come to your house and sit on your doorstep just to talk to and when you go to talk to them they don’t even listen to you. Your just a thing to an Alex. They think they’re better then everyone else and that no one is above them.
DONT DATE OR MESS WITH AN ALEX THEY WILL RIP YOUR HEART TO BITS
by Amandalovescookies@gmail.com June 14, 2019
Get the Alexmug.