Loot Day

A holiday near the end of December when atheists and agnostics exchange gifts, or receive gifts from religious relatives.

Hey, are you doing anything for Christmas this year?

Nah I'm agnostic, I don't celebrate Christmas, I am having a Loot Day party though.

atheist children get presents day

by HappyHeathen November 24, 2011

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Moo Day

A day filled with very random & bizarre events, a real WTF day.

Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: I was driving to pick up some packages and there was a cow giving birth on the side of the highway, while another one watched and just chewed on his foot. Then I discovered the best ice cream shop 1 mile down the road.
Person 1: WTF?

Another of Example a Moo Day
- flute playing hippie at farmers market
- hippie toddler with no pants sits on your lap
- employee's mom calls your friend in panic asking them to help their adult child cover a shift
- break in at work
- free access for all

- get stuck in between entrance gates
- casino win

by itchyfootcow September 5, 2011

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Joe Day

When you and your friends act retarded, get drunk, and harass Joe Swanson outside his home.

"Hey man when is Joe Day again?"
"It's always June 20th dumbass"

by Weeblis May 31, 2023

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Baylee day

A day where we celebrate all the Baylee’s for being such a funny and great people after every spells are name wrong because we are unique we deserve a day

Baylee day celebrating all the Baylee’s

by Bayleethegirl June 9, 2023

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