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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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8th May

National spent time with loved ones day
Bf: Sorry I've been away, but I made it back for 8th May.
Gf: I'm just happy to have you back.
by MASENDUS May 8, 2022
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On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.
OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!
by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024
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If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.
"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"
by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025
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In a reference to Mike Morgan's famous saying, "This is May 3rd All Over Again."

It usually means that something bad is or has happened.
>Teacher: gives a pop quiz
>Student: This is May 3rd All Over Again!

>Something bad happens
>This is May 3rd all over again
by HM01 May 3, 2025
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must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad
Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries
by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022
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May 27th

May 27th is national rearranging day. On this day you are to rearrange something, so you can rearrange your room, your house, your garage, or if you get down like that then you can rearrange your girl😏
Him: Babe it’s May 27th
Her: so what’s today
Him: Come to to the bedroom and I’ll show you 😏
by certified.Jxmes May 26, 2024
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