Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 30, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild

“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025