Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.

Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.

by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022

Bear Pickle

When someone, usually a women, gets in bear suit, puts on a strap-on, and does anal with someone so hard they bleed out of their asshole

I love when my grandma and sister do a bear pickle in front of me every Christmas

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.

Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.

by anonymous July 27, 2024

Death Bear

Death Bear is the main antagonist in the episode "Death Bear" of Regular Show (S3 E36) He is a large brown bear the wears a pickelhaube on his head and a red cape around his neck. He was located a zoo that's been abandoned after he killed his trainer before escaping then being captured by Animal control by the help of Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Margaret

Death Bear is just a myth.

OH NO IT'S DEATH BEAR

by PinkFlyodFan1995 June 23, 2025

Chu Bear

Chu Bear is a reeeaaally nice (and reaaaally grumpy) chickiden. She loves cheese and Cheerios and her friends. Her eyeball got messed up by a hawk and she has a patch of missing feathers. Tough girl. She has a pet named rachel.

Chu Bear is my favorite girl in the whole world.
Give some cheese to chu Bear before she gets really mad now.

by ranch. January 30, 2021