piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022

Piss head

A piss head is an African American male who dyes their hair to an obnoxious blonde

Odell Beckham Jr. is a very big endorser of the piss head look

by B Stanley gas donuts January 3, 2017

piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.

"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"

by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

Piss Balled

when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!

Jessica i miss you so much, please come back im sorry about everything

piss balled

by piss god September 25, 2019

hard piss

when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick

dude I just had a hard piss

by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019

piss ant on a sugar cube

A person who undertakes an activity or action in an overly hyper-active, frantic manner.

He ran through the store like a piss ant on a sugar cube

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Piss-Masher

A term used in the NorthWest United States to describe a bad or terrible situation.

On the way home from work today, traffic was a Piss-Masher.

I was at a party in Gorst last weekend, and somebody called the cops. It was a total Piss-Masher.

by The Wire Bender December 25, 2023