May 7

Give your crush the biggest hug of your life🥰😁 don’t be scared 😱

Hey Ferris I thought you might want a hug.
Oh thank you sheets your so thoughtful but why? Sheets: because today’s may 7

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 6, 2021

Mai

The girl can sleep all day long. Please wake up and continue your work, thank you *heart*.

Mai slept 14 hours while not finishing her homework.

by notMai November 21, 2021

May

Many Memes May, the month of Memes

Him:“Hey dude it’s May!”
Friend:“So?”
Him: “Duh dude it’s Many Memes May, the month were u send Memes everyday”

Friend: “ohhhh”

by alfi3_stark3y November 3, 2020

Mayed

Mayed is a person who can always bring a smile to your face and make you laugh whenever you feel sad. He is naturally funny and knows how to light up every room he walks into.

“you know Mayed? yeah he’s the best!”

by anonymous April 5, 2023

nee may ji ji

This word is from Chinese Internet, It Chinese meaning is "你没鸡鸡You have no reproductive organs (for men only)"

And it is a Chinese internet slang It originally from a China's singer "蔡徐坤 (Xukun Cai)" , his team (disbanded) once wrote a song----只因你太美 (𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑇𝑜𝑜 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙) Because this song is very interesting and the singer's pronunciation is not standard, so one of the lyrics was changed to "ni may ji ji" by netizens (ikun)

You can use it in many ways for men , such as someone make fun of your "dick" , you can say "nee may ji ji" for him
But I still hope you can remain civilized, kind and calmly refute him

by LP HEY July 19, 2022

may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!

EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes

by The girl you hate a lot May 2, 2022