May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022

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may

may is a person that has double lives. may is a very energetic and fun person to be around, but they live a two-sided life. telling people theyre fine when theyre crying inside. may is someone you’ll begin to love, but can never have for they have to many demons to learn to love. u love and care for them and in return they do the same. if you find a may crying, give them ur warmest hug and tell them u love them. they’ll need it.

“who’s may?”
“may is my best friend, my lover, and my life. they’re perfect”.

by marcymars February 26, 2022

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May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining

Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt

by TheHolidayGuy May 30, 2024

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May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!

EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes

by The girl you hate a lot May 2, 2022

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