milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 07, 2016
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Very weird.They don’t have brains.
Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
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Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.
Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.
by Milk in cereal guy October 06, 2023
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Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
by Tikal427 May 16, 2023
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Milk Nose

When you put the tip of your dick up to a girls nose and nut
person 1, I gave Stacy a Milk Nose yesterday at her house
person 2, Damn nice.
by Windman111 June 01, 2019
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Cluggy milk

Cluggy jizz on dreeser
Oi wipe that cluggy milk of my jij
by your mummies doggy May 03, 2021
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Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.
Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.
by Le Bossman July 19, 2023
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