A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
by Grue December 14, 2003
Get the fart smuckermug. A stinky fart, often used within the phrase
"Poopy Stinky Fart"
Is a fart that occurs whilst communing in a ventrilo server.
Primarily during counterstrike 1.6 games
"Poopy Stinky Fart"
Is a fart that occurs whilst communing in a ventrilo server.
Primarily during counterstrike 1.6 games
Shitty stinks, who did a trumpet? Did you just do a Smelly fart? Poooey! It's stinky-poo! - Ben from Do it on LAN
by p00pwag00000n December 3, 2007
Get the smelly fartmug. by Pooneriser April 14, 2005
Get the ego-fartmug. Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."
Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"
Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "
Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."
Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"
Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."
Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"
Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "
Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."
Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"
Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."
Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
by finalphoenix April 10, 2014
Get the Farts Glittermug. by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016
Get the fart weaselmug. The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:
-mild: oh, that's interesting
-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
-mild: oh, that's interesting
-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"
"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
by rasta shoes December 24, 2016
Get the Fart Tacomug. by Bearded genius September 4, 2016
Get the fart folliclemug.