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Bean screen

(Verb) the female version of cockblock - to prevent a girl from having sexual intercourse with a guy
Sasha is that type of girl to just bean screen all her friends
by Underworl May 25, 2022
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The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.
EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!
by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023
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beans

beans are:
kidneys
lungs
your mom
bean furby
furries
spam
bingus
big floppa
person: beans
other person: i-
by ur mom is dead May 30, 2021
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BEANS

Oh and the Beans is also put in your mooouuthh.
by Ohhh and the Beans April 8, 2022
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Tweaking of a soy bean

by Tweaker Dave October 7, 2019
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beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!
by allenkey March 30, 2025
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Nick da bean

That one really spicy bean in your burrito. That motherfucker. Also a really fucking annoying person.
He's a Nick da bean alright. that little motherfucker.
by Nick da bean November 28, 2021
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