jake bottle

A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.

"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."

"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."

by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014

Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.

"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."

by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."

"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"

by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015

Waffle Batter

The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.

Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.

by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015

ram batter

Excessive vaginal discharge as a result of rough sexual intercourse.

"Wouldn't you want to stick you're dick in 13-years of a no cock pussy?" as he described his experience with a bull dyke's girlfriend to his homies.
"Just ram batter baby...all day..."

by BT_the_Builder January 30, 2016

Coke Bottle Effect

When a woman's vagina is tighter around it's opening and super loose in the inside. Similar to how a 2L coke bottle entrance is shaped. It provides a really strange feeling.

Stick your finger in a 2L coke bottle and wiggle it around.
That way you can get the full meaning of Coke Bottle Effect.

by TheGreatDocBrown April 9, 2016

Bojon Battering Ram

When a slovanian, male or female, bends over and let's 2 or more men fucking him/her in the ass while each of the men share one single condom, thus causing them to push and pull in simultaneous motion, much like a battering ram.

"Hey guys, remember Tim? I heard he took a bojon battering ram the other day from the whole football team. Totally destroyed his asshole. Poor guy."

by Anubis 69 April 13, 2016